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  • mudskipper
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    If pigs could fly I'd fly a pig
    To foreign countries small and big
    To Italy and Spain
    To Austria where cow bells ring
    To Germany where people sing
    And then come home again

    I'd see the Ghangis and the Nile
    I'd visit Madagascar's isle
    And Persia and Peru
    People would say they'd never seen
    So odd so strange an air machine
    As that on which I flew

    Yes everyone would raise a shout
    To see his trotters and his snout
    Come floating from the sky.
    And I would be a famous star
    In all the countries near and far
    If only pigs could fly

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    the missus has half a pig in the oven. I have to carve it in a few minutes.

    but I still have a full can in front of me.

    god, what a dillemma.

    I know. Ill save time by stopping posti.....
    My wife married half a pig.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic oink oink

    oink oink

    the missus has half a pig in the oven. I have to carve it in a few minutes.

    but I still have a full can in front of me.

    god, what a dillemma.

    I know. Ill save time by stopping posti.....

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