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Previously on "WWIII starts October 22 at 02:30 GMT"

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  • teclo
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    At least you won't have to pay for fireworks.
    For Robert Maxwell night? You always need fireworks for that

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by teclo View Post
    Oh come on, seriously?? It's my birthday on the 24th
    At least you won't have to pay for fireworks.

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  • teclo
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    Oh come on, seriously?? It's my birthday on the 24th

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    Given birth rates its highly likely to happen.
    Well, then it's up to us to protect that.

    I am doing my bit with 3 kids!

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I'll supply the guns
    No, you'd be the snitch

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Last time you promised me an AK47 and I got a pea-shooter.
    You signed up for his penis enlargement program?

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  • escapeUK
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    It's never going to happen. Genuinely, not unless Al Qaeda get hold of the UK, and that isn't happening.
    Given birth rates its highly likely to happen.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I'll supply the guns
    Last time you promised me an AK47 and I got a pea-shooter.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    It's never going to happen. Genuinely, not unless Al Qaeda get hold of the UK, and that isn't happening. The most likely scenario, in WW3, is everyone goes nuclear, then it matters not one feck where, or what you are doing, for life is over.

    DA will be the turncoat, spilling his guts out on everyone for a bowl of gruel. He's the type to avoid.
    I'll supply the guns

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Until they turn up to burn it, kill you, and rape your wife and kids.

    I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.
    It's never going to happen. Genuinely, not unless Al Qaeda get hold of the UK, and that isn't happening. The most likely scenario, in WW3, is everyone goes nuclear, then it matters not one feck where, or what you are doing, for life is over.

    DA will be the turncoat, spilling his guts out on everyone for a bowl of gruel. He's the type to avoid.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    There'll be lots to do for DA if there's a war;

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Until they turn up to burn it, kill you, and rape your wife and kids.

    I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.
    With only small holding he probably does'nt have a wife

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I get scared at paintball.

    Luckily I'd be an information warrior.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I'd tend to my smallholding in the middle of nowhere.
    Until they turn up to burn it, kill you, and rape your wife and kids.

    I'd pick up the gun before then. Safety in numbers.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I get scared at paintball.

    Luckily I'd be an information warrior.
    I'd have no interest in picking up arms, none at all.

    I'd tend to my smallholding in the middle of nowhere.

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