Oh dear and at the height of the clap season too.

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darmstadt replied

18 October 2012, 09:39
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

No, but they might be that drunk....

Do you not remember Uni: Waking up in the morning feeling slightly nauseous, a slight tingling in your bottom indicating you've been had the night before and then realising you were bedded by one of the local bikes whilst drunk?

FTFY, luckily I didn't go to Uni....
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Old Hack replied

18 October 2012, 09:28
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

But when I was at university (early eighties) STDs had not been invented. At least I did ask her if she was on the pill.

Early 80's for me too and I am not too sure I used anything, nor asked anything.

I sometimes think there will be a knock at the door one day...
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BrilloPad replied

18 October 2012, 09:17
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

No, but they might be that drunk....

Do you not remember Uni: Waking up in the morning feeling slightly nauseous, a slight ting in the bottom of your stomach indicating you've been bad the night before and then realising you bedded one of the local bikes whilst drunk?

...and worse you've just heard her clearing her lungs in the bathroom?

But when I was at university (early eighties) STDs had not been invented. At least I did ask her if she was on the pill.
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Old Hack replied

18 October 2012, 08:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Are students that thick these days that they need advice?

Wear a condom! No pregnancy and no STD. And if you can't discuss contraception with your partner you are not ready to have sex.

Do they also have a clinic to blow their nose for them?

No, but they might be that drunk....

Do you not remember Uni: Waking up in the morning feeling slightly nauseous, a slight ting in the bottom of your stomach indicating you've been bad the night before and then realising you bedded one of the local bikes whilst drunk?

...and worse you've just heard her clearing her lungs in the bathroom?
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BrilloPad replied

17 October 2012, 15:40
Are students that thick these days that they need advice?

Wear a condom! No pregnancy and no STD. And if you can't discuss contraception with your partner you are not ready to have sex.

Do they also have a clinic to blow their nose for them?
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Doggy Styles replied

17 October 2012, 14:41
Are the staff out tupping this week?
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zeitghost started a topic Oh dear and at the height of the clap season too.

17 October 2012, 14:25
Oh dear and at the height of the clap season too.

BBC News - Sex health: Aberystwyth Uni clinic shut by staff shortage

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