Lapdancing Day

[DimPrawn]

That's Salma Hayek, one of my faves.





Would Mitch I wonder?

[BrilloPad]

It's all rather boring to be honest.

Indeed. Far better to pay for a pro and stop all that foreplay malarky.

[Gibbon]

It's all rather boring to be honest.

Concur, can't see the point in paying for a girl to undress &c when you could be on with the chase.

[speling bee]

I've been to two lapdancing clubs in my time. The first in Leeds. I've seen prettier girls hanging around the chip shop in a Scottish scheme.

I didn't think TM's mum was that hot.

[TestMangler]

I said you CAN'T touch it!

Do, do do do, do, do, do, can't touch dis !

[MarillionFan]

I've been to two lapdancing clubs in my time. The first in Leeds. I've seen prettier girls hanging around the chip shop in a Scottish scheme. The second on a stag do in Poland. It's all rather boring to be honest.

[SimonMac]

It's almost as if Jimmy Saville has risen from the grave...

I said you CAN'T touch it!

[MarillionFan]

It's almost as if Jimmy Saville has risen from the grave...

[SimonMac]

The weekend is almost here but you can't touch it