Reply to: How do you know if a female member of clientco staff likes you.

[MaryPoppins]

This thread has made me giggle. I particularly enjoyed MT's use of the word 'splooging' which I must try to use more.

[BrilloPad]

Just IM her a link to this thread. I am sure she will be over you like a rash.

[Zippy]

Invite her round to your house to meet the (bi-curious) wife? Show there's no hard feelings ....

[Mich the Tester]

Unfortunately I had had a few drinks last night and I sent it before reading the responses. No reply so far. Do you think I should send an apology. She is on our internal IM so maybe I could talk to her via that, what do you reckon.

Why not post a picture of her on a pron site for people to post their pictures splooging all over it, then leave that on her desk? It can't be any worse than your current tactics.

[Bunk]

Well, I think that went well

[captainham]

Have you considering buying www.Iamsosorry<her name here>.com, then building a website full of pictures of roses and the word 'sorry' repeated all over it?

That's probably a winner, and definitely won't be the final nail in the coffin of the court order preventing you from contacting her or coming within 500 metres of her.

[DimPrawn]

DON'T whatever you do make such a direct and personal contact as IM.

Far better to put a message on her facebook page that links to your twitter feed that contains the apology.


HTH BIDI

[Gentile]

Unfortunately I had had a few drinks last night and I sent it before reading the responses. No reply so far. Do you think I should send an apology. She is on our internal IM so maybe I could talk to her via that, what do you reckon.

No, no. Don't overdo it. She'll no doubt be in touch soon to inform you that you had her at "I am the Lead Business Analyst...".

[bless 'em all]

Simple, just show her how you can lick your own eye-brows.

Assuming you're not Dennis Healy she'll be on you like a tic on a dogs back (probably).

[FiveTimes]

Unfortunately I had had a few drinks last night and I sent it before reading the responses. No reply so far. Do you think I should send an apology. She is on our internal IM so maybe I could talk to her via that, what do you reckon.

go for it tiger.

She is probably delaying her response to you in the hope that you will ping her an IM

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

Unfortunately I had had a few drinks last night and I sent it before reading the responses. No reply so far. Do you think I should send an apology. She is on our internal IM so maybe I could talk to her via that, what do you reckon.

[EternalOptimist]

Unfortunately I had had a few drinks last night and I sent it before reading the responses. No reply so far. Do you think I should send an apology. She is on our internal IM so maybe I could talk to her via that, what do you reckon.

why not.

tell her that you dreamed about her and she reminds you of soft pillows, talcum powder and lace

[BusinessAnalyst2012]

Unfortunately I had had a few drinks last night and I sent it before reading the responses. No reply so far. Do you think I should send an apology. She is on our internal IM so maybe I could talk to her via that, what do you reckon.

[speling bee]

That was quick. I warned you to delete that email.

[mudskipper]