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Previously on "Are lefties to blame for the death of Princess Di?"

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by ladymuck
    Oh dear indeed.

    And they say that children are the future. We're f*cked.
    Give him (?) a few years, the penis will shrink to normal size, the brain will grow to normal size, hormonal imbalances will subside, and he (?) will be as normal and balanced as the rest of us.

    They do say that youth is wasted on the young.

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  • ladymuck
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    Oh dear indeed.

    And they say that children are the future. We're f*cked.

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  • bennyboy
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    Originally posted by Purple Dalek
    Can't even do that right can you? Exterminate!
    Oh dear...

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Purple Dalek
    Can't even do that right can you? Exterminate!
    Knob!

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Do you hear a lot of whooshing noises?

    That would be stuff going over your head.......

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    EXPERMINATE!
    Can't even do that right can you? Exterminate!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    probably going through that 'unsure about their sexuality' stage.
    I think the 'purple' and the dome-shaped head are significant.

    EXPERMINATE!

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    And given the colouring

    Originally posted by bogeyman
    Yes. It's quite made my day!

    I think he's probably just using his dad's computer and hasn't gotten over the fun of saying 'knob' with anonymity.

    Aged about 13 I expect. Socially awkward, a bit ugly, a bedwetter probably.

    probably going through that 'unsure about their sexuality' stage.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    Yes. It's quite blah blah blah

    I think he's probably blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah

    Aged about 13 I expect. blah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blahblah blah blah.
    Saved you the trouble you purple ****.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You seem to have a purple pepper pot as a stalker, BM old chap...
    Yes. It's quite made my day!

    I think he's probably just using his dad's computer and hasn't gotten over the fun of saying 'knob' with anonymity.

    Aged about 13 I expect. Socially awkward, a bit ugly, a bedwetter probably.

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  • Numptycorner
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    More breaking news:

    Queen Mother commerative plates to incur inheritance tax

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    Blah blather blah
    Knob

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by ladymuck
    Dunno but she was all over the radio at the time.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    Discuss
    Nah! It was the little grey aliens. Well, either them or Mossad.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    I can see why SAS likes doing this, it requires no intellect.
    I can see why SAS likes doing this.
    Wrong. Next.

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