Whatever did I do before the internet?

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Gentile replied

7 October 2012, 16:02
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

You should

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

How does it know there's stuff all over the floor.

Reminds me of Pugilism and the Third Autistic Cuckoo from Dirk Gently.
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doodab replied

7 October 2012, 15:59
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You should learn to bloody walk straight then.

The number of cretins who can't walk straight especially if they are on their phones or who take up the entire pavement is unbelievable.

I do walk straight. However in this instance I was actually standing still. It wasn't the actual impact that annoyed me so much as the total lack of manners.
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MarillionFan replied

7 October 2012, 15:55
Shout Now Then, Now Then, Now Then while leering at a 15 year old schoolgirl
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SueEllen replied

7 October 2012, 15:37
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I actually did that the other day. Well, ******* cretin actually. Some jogger jogged into me and didn't even stop to say sorry.

You should learn to bloody walk straight then.

The number of cretins who can't walk straight especially if they are on their phones or who take up the entire pavement is unbelievable.
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mudskipper replied

7 October 2012, 14:53
You should

Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up

How does it know there's stuff all over the floor.
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doodab replied

7 October 2012, 14:35
Originally posted by speling bee View Post

FTFY

I actually did that the other day. Well, ******* cretin actually. Some jogger jogged into me and didn't even stop to say sorry.
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speling bee replied

7 October 2012, 14:33
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Shout 'cretin' at a stranger.

Yeah, liking that!

FTFY
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hyperD replied

7 October 2012, 14:31
Stalk a stranger.

Yeah, liking that!
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doodab started a topic Whatever did I do before the internet?

7 October 2012, 11:05
Whatever did I do before the internet?

WTF Should I Do Today?

Currently advising me to start a revolution...
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