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Previously on "Just on the off chance."

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  • bennyboy
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    http://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/arc.../toys/toys.htm

    Do you not think the one at the bottom of this page is more your style?

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  • Troll
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    How about this one?

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  • bennyboy
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    I liked your other troll pic better.

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  • Troll
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    No probs

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  • bennyboy
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    Originally posted by Troll
    I asked the Altiris Contractor & he reckons £350 upwards a day is the ballpark

    *Note he is Australian so presumably one should adjust upwards for one of Gods own
    Cheers mate... that's the info I was looking for!
    I'm Australian too so I guess I won't be adjusting for one of Gods own.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by bennyboy
    Does anyone have any idea what hourly or daily rate a decent Altiris Administrator should be getting out of a contract?

    I asked the Altiris Contractor & he reckons £350 upwards a day is the ballpark

    *Note he is Australian so presumably one should adjust upwards for one of Gods own

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Joe Black.
    Does anyone have an idea who would win in a fight between a lion and a shark. Assuming the lion could swim.
    But do we also assume that the Shark can run on dry land ?

    Aha , now I think that topic was covered in the book The Story of Pi and the winner was ..no I will not spoil the book for you.


    They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
    They pursued it with forks and hope;
    They threatened its life with a railway-share;
    They charmed it with smiles and soap.



    In the midst of the word he was trying to say,
    In the midst of his laughter and glee,
    He had softly and suddenly vanished away---
    For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 15 June 2006, 15:57.

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  • TheMonkey
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    Originally posted by bennyboy
    I'm not even that keen on Altiris as whole. I wouldn't risk my reputation recommending it to a client.
    I took that approach with Microsoft. Seems to have done wonders to my reputation!

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  • andy
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    spelling spelling spelling
    its arthiritis

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  • bennyboy
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    Originally posted by Joe Black.
    I haven't seen too much altiris admin jobs around. They usually double it with Citirx admin and other stuff..
    No there isn't that much around . It's growing though. Altiris offered me an account manager permie position for 40k. I wasn't too keen on the whole kissing some clients ass aspect. I'm not even that keen on Altiris as whole. I wouldn't risk my reputation recommending it to a client.

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  • Joe Black.
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    I haven't seen too much altiris admin jobs around. They usually double it with Citirx admin and other stuff..

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  • bennyboy
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    I thought that might be the case

    The shark without a doubt

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  • Joe Black.
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    Does anyone have an idea who would win in a fight between a lion and a shark. Assuming the lion could swim.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by bennyboy
    Does anyone have any idea what hourly or daily rate a decent Altiris Administrator should be getting out of a contract?






    ... waits to be ridiculed by the App Packagers that have had anything to do with this product.
    No.
    Next.

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  • bennyboy
    started a topic Just on the off chance.

    Just on the off chance.

    Does anyone have any idea what hourly or daily rate a decent Altiris Administrator should be getting out of a contract?






    ... waits to be ridiculed by the App Packagers that have had anything to do with this product.

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