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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post
    What's this thing where bottles of water and soft drinks come with teats these days?

    Has a whole generation of people who weren't weaned properly just come of age or something?

    When I'm thirsty, I need to get a good lug of liquid down my neck - something that these bottles are incapable of delivering unless I remove the entire cap; a device that isn't designed to be removed so by the time I've struggled to get it off there's hardly anything left to drink as I'm wearing most of it down my front.

    Just happened to me tonight when I left the gym

    What drink is this that has got teats ? I only drink expensive single malt whiskey or champagne and never seen any teats on them.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Maybe the whole idea is to prevent you glugging the whole thing down in one gulp.

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  • doomage
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    Yet another thread about drinking problems

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  • palatino winotype
    started a topic Bottles with Teats

    Bottles with Teats

    What's this thing where bottles of water and soft drinks come with teats these days?

    Has a whole generation of people who weren't weaned properly just come of age or something?

    When I'm thirsty, I need to get a good lug of liquid down my neck - something that these bottles are incapable of delivering unless I remove the entire cap; a device that isn't designed to be removed so by the time I've struggled to get it off there's hardly anything left to drink as I'm wearing most of it down my front.

    Just happened to me tonight when I left the gym

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