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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    She was probably imaginary, doubt a Russian could get a work permit for KFC...
    FTFY

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  • stek
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    She was probably Polish, doubt a Russian could get a work permit for KFC...

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    Don't get your hopes up, she was prob after a visa.
    100% WHS.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post
    I seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.

    I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.

    It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.

    It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

    Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

    Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"

    Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.
    :

    I know the feeling. Whenever the female species chooses the seat next to me on the train I get the feeling that I have scored.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post
    We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

    Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

    Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"
    Nijinsky? I hope she didn't mean that you look like a horse. Then again, I do know some ladies who get aroused when they are up on theirs.

    I did chat up a Russian lady working in the client's canteen a couple of years ago, but I didn't even get as far as a box room.

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  • Bunk
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    You know we've heard all this tulip before Pacharan

    Exhibit A
    Exhibit B

    And there's plenty more where those came from.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by tractor View Post

    Don't get your hopes up, she was prob after a visa.
    and/or his wallet

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  • tractor
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    ...

    Originally posted by palatino winotype View Post
    I seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.

    I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.

    It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.

    It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

    Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

    Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"

    Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.
    Don't get your hopes up, she was prob after a visa.

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  • palatino winotype
    started a topic Scored!

    Scored!

    I seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.

    I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.

    It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.

    It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.

    Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.

    Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"

    Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.

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