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She was probably Polish, doubt a Russian could get a work permit for KFC...Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by palatino winotype View PostI seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.
I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.
It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.
It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.
Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.
Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"
Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.
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I know the feeling. Whenever the female species chooses the seat next to me on the train I get the feeling that I have scored.Leave a comment:
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Nijinsky? I hope she didn't mean that you look like a horse. Then again, I do know some ladies who get aroused when they are up on theirs.Originally posted by palatino winotype View PostWe popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.
Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.
Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"
I did chat up a Russian lady working in the client's canteen a couple of years ago, but I didn't even get as far as a box room.Leave a comment:
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Don't get your hopes up, she was prob after a visa.Originally posted by palatino winotype View PostI seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.
I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.
It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.
It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.
Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.
Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"
Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.Leave a comment:
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Scored!
I seem to spend a lot of time getting depressed thinking I'm old and over the hill.
I am in my 40s after all so I guess things are beginning to head south.
It's funny though because whenever I feel like this, along comes an event that belies my low opinion of my eligibilty as a decent squeeze.
It happened this very weekend as we were driving back from Cornwall. We popped into KFC at Gordano services and I ordered a family special from a very cute looking Russian chick while the wife was in the bog.
Well, my charm certainly put a twinkle in her eye and she informed me, in a very sexy, gravelly voice as she passed me the bargain bucket, that I had the same bone structure as Nijinsky.
Next thing I know, we're out in the box room for a bit of "fingers and tops"
Shame the wife came back so soon. I'd have liked to have given her a blast of my gentleman's relish.
and/or his wallet
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