Job of the week

[escapeUK]

No, they're looking for a liar. Anyone with all those skills is so clearly a bulltulipter that only an idiot would hire him. Either that, or they're doing the old trick of advertising a job knowing it's impossible to find someone so that they have an excuse to give the immigration people for bringing in Bob.

This line would rule any Bob out

Excellent written and oral communications skills and able to Communicate at all levels, technical and non-technical

[darmstadt]

I got this one through today and applied:

We are currently searching for a JOB TITLE to work in CITY, COUNTRY for DURATION plus extensions. This is a fantastic contract opportunity for a large multi-national client.

[Mich the Tester]

Is it me or are Crapita looking for a whole team here?

No, they're looking for a liar. Anyone with all those skills is so clearly a bulltulipter that only an idiot would hire him. Either that, or they're doing the old trick of advertising a job knowing it's impossible to find someone so that they have an excuse to give the immigration people for bringing in Bob.

[alreadypacked]

Is it me or are Crapita looking for a whole team here?

Key skills and responsibilities

* Support & Develop applications managed by the IT department
* Provide 3rd level IT Support to staff
* Manage systems security in accordance with IS Security Standard (IS027001).
* Resolve and manage escalated Application Support issues
Bla Bla

Maybe the offshore vender team has jumped ship, not unusual.
Crapita have declined the offer made by the new vender, or just playing hard to get.
Not something I would get involved with at any price.

[tractor]

Is it me or are Crapita looking for a whole team here?

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Key skills and responsibilities

* Support & Develop applications managed by the IT department
* Provide 3rd level IT Support to staff
* Manage systems security in accordance with IS Security Standard (IS027001).
* Resolve and manage escalated Application Support issues
* Coach, develop and motivate the Business Applications team.
* Deal with escalated application and development support issues.
* Support team members in broadening their individual skill sets.
* Deal with application support & development requests.
* Work closely with the Service Desk to ensure knowledge, experience and skills are shared to allow a higher call resolution by the Service Desk (first time fix)
* Assist in the management of support service contracts with external suppliers Essential Technical Skills
* Microsoft C# and VB.NET (Winforms, Office Integration, COM Interop, distributed assemblies, VSTO)
* Microsoft SQL Server developer (TSQL, Store Procedures, UDFs, SSRS, SSIS, SSAS)
* Microsoft SQL Server maintenance (Profiling, Execution plans, Optimising, Indexes, Clustering)
* Knowledge of MS Visio and integration within Office 2007
* Knowledge of Network infrastructure, domain administration, exchange would be an advantage in terms of supporting the system
* Development experience within a Microsoft environment
* Additionally experience in the following is also highly desirable
* Windows
* DBA SQL Server
* Practical experience of application transition
* Practical experience of work in similar organisation/development environment
* Excellent Business/Data Analysis abilities
* Proven experience in Management Information (MI) solutions and Data warehousing (Kimball)
* Experience of change management process
* Familiar with a working knowledge of MS Office and Visio
* Excellent written and oral communications skills and able to Communicate at all levels, technical and non-technical
* Able to prepare and deliver management briefings. Able to understand and articulate complex ideas
* Able to determine service impacts and risks