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  • minestrone
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    it is hard not to laugh but the guy ended up shooting himself in the thumb and getting airlifted to hospital where they managed to put it back together missing about an inch.

    If I was one of his kids when armageddon started I would just shoot him straight away before he started slowing me down.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    Get yourselves over to The Survival Podcast Forum - Index

    A surprisingly decent bunch as it happens. Their TFH forum is a bit much perhaps.
    Some hilarious posts on there. They all seem obsessed with 'SHTF' day as though they haven't realised that for half of Africa, every day is a SHTF day. One thread's on about the 'wussification' of males and I found this classic piece of wisdom;
    Anyone that has seen my FB photo knows I'm not girlie looking even with my long hair. I can sew, I used to do embroidery to improve hand/eye coordination when I was shooting more. I can organise a pantry, library, or a storehouse. I do most of the grocery shopping because I can do math in my head and remember what is needed better. I grow herbs in pots and can cook better than most. I am not a girlie guy, I just don't let preconceptions get in the way of doing what needs to be done.

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  • speling bee
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    Get yourselves over to The Survival Podcast Forum - Index

    A surprisingly decent bunch as it happens. Their TFH forum is a bit much perhaps.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I love this program. Crazy little feckers with borderline personalities forcing the family to live in shipping containers out in the desert.

    This place seems to have quite a few fruitloops, anyone preparing for the end of days?

    (it's on sky channel 526 right now if you are interested)
    The end of days is on Sky? Fook me, that Murdoch can get hold of anything

    There is a place in the Auvergne where people are preparing for the end of days. Caves, food stacked up, water source protected.

    I am just a little pissed off that it's on the 21st, as the wifes birthday is on the 20th and I was rather hoping they could bring it forward a couple of days to save the shopping trip.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    One suspects that if Armageddon occurs broadband won't be very useful. You aren't going to be able to buy guns on ebay at that point.

    Boredom and a lack of booze will be the main problems.
    I have a fully stocked wine celler, what was the other thing....

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    My cave house in the Granada mountains of Spain means I am pretty much set for the armageddon, as long as the broadband stays I am good to go
    One suspects that if Armageddon occurs broadband won't be very useful. You aren't going to be able to buy guns on ebay at that point.

    Boredom and a lack of booze will be the main problems.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I quite fancy a house in the middle of nowhere. It would be nice to get away from all the hustle and bustle. I can see myself returning to civilisation after 3 or 4 months and walking around town with a massive hardon though. That would be awkward.
    My cave house in the Granada mountains of Spain means I am pretty much set for the armageddon, as long as the broadband stays I am good to go

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  • BolshieBastard
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    Bunch of ******* nutjobs. Can you imagine a world inhabited by those morons if doomsday ever did come?

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  • minestrone
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    Guy just fecked his hand firing a gun and passed out.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I quite fancy a house in the middle of nowhere. It would be nice to get away from all the hustle and bustle. I can see myself returning to civilisation after 3 or 4 months and walking around town with a massive hardon though. That would be awkward.

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  • doodab
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    I quite fancy a house in the middle of nowhere. It would be nice to get away from all the hustle and bustle. I can see myself returning to civilisation after 3 or 4 months and walking around town with a massive hardon though. That would be awkward.

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  • minestrone
    started a topic Doomsday preppers

    Doomsday preppers

    I love this program. Crazy little feckers with borderline personalities forcing the family to live in shipping containers out in the desert.

    This place seems to have quite a few fruitloops, anyone preparing for the end of days?

    (it's on sky channel 526 right now if you are interested)

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