Originally posted by Joe Black.
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Originally posted by XenophonI don't like you.
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Originally posted by Joe Black.The dog was about to attack me so it was self defence. Well it was actually cowering in the corner, but it could have attacked me you never know. My girlfriend thinks it's funny how Bonnie doesn't come round for scraps anymore.
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Originally posted by Joe Black.My gf has leaning difficulties so finds loads of things funny. She laughed once when I dropped a microwave oven on my foot and broke two toes. She also used to find it amusing when Bonnie used (note used) to bite me. That little f*cker.
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My gf has leaning difficulties so finds loads of things funny. She laughed once when I dropped a microwave oven on my foot and broke two toes. She also used to find it amusing when Bonnie used (note used) to bite me. That little f*cker.
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Originally posted by Joe Black.The dog was about to attack me so it was self defence. Well it was actually cowering in the corner, but it could have attacked me you never know. My girlfriend thinks it's funny how Bonnie doesn't come round for scraps anymore.
Ah. I see. You both found shooting a dog funny. You and your girlfriend are both smack-heads?
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Originally posted by bennyboySo you did shoot the dog?
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Originally posted by Joe Black.In the movie or in Roman times? I'm confused what has this got to do with me shooting the dog.
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Originally posted by MordacI've just realised what you meant - Clint was the director. He only became Mayor of Carmel later though.
Edit - beaten to it
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Originally posted by threadedSo the director was Cliint Eastwood and the actor Clint Eastwood and they were both mayor? Was it like the Roman thing where two get to powershare? Didn't people get confused?
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Originally posted by threadedI'm pretty sure the director was.
Edit - beaten to it
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Originally posted by threadedShot the dog? Been high on crystal? Or both? At the same time?
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Originally posted by ASBDirector was, Clint Eastwood was. Dir = Cliint Eastwood. HTH
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Originally posted by threadedI'm pretty sure the director was.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxI thought the dog was high on crystal meth and shot him.
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