Reply to: About time

[bennyboy]

I used to get that all the time at school. But my mum said "stick and stones may break your bones, but names will never hurt." She was right too cos some c***t smacked me over the head with a cricket bat and broke three teeth.

Should have shot him instead of the dog.

[Joe Black.]

I don't like you.

I used to get that all the time at school. But my mum said "stick and stones may break your bones, but names will never hurt." She was right too cos some c***t smacked me over the head with a cricket bat and broke three teeth.

[Xenophon]

The dog was about to attack me so it was self defence. Well it was actually cowering in the corner, but it could have attacked me you never know. My girlfriend thinks it's funny how Bonnie doesn't come round for scraps anymore.

I don't like you.

[Xenophon]

My gf has leaning difficulties so finds loads of things funny. She laughed once when I dropped a microwave oven on my foot and broke two toes. She also used to find it amusing when Bonnie used (note used) to bite me. That little f*cker.

I have leaning difficulties too. Although only after a few too many glasses of wine.

Hic...

[Joe Black.]

My gf has leaning difficulties so finds loads of things funny. She laughed once when I dropped a microwave oven on my foot and broke two toes. She also used to find it amusing when Bonnie used (note used) to bite me. That little f*cker.

[bennyboy]

The dog was about to attack me so it was self defence. Well it was actually cowering in the corner, but it could have attacked me you never know. My girlfriend thinks it's funny how Bonnie doesn't come round for scraps anymore.

Ah. I see. You both found shooting a dog funny. You and your girlfriend are both smack-heads?

[Joe Black.]

So you did shoot the dog?

The dog was about to attack me so it was self defence. Well it was actually cowering in the corner, but it could have attacked me you never know. My girlfriend thinks it's funny how Bonnie doesn't come round for scraps anymore.

[bennyboy]

In the movie or in Roman times? I'm confused what has this got to do with me shooting the dog.

So you did shoot the dog?

[threaded]

I've just realised what you meant - Clint was the director. He only became Mayor of Carmel later though.
Edit - beaten to it

I'm sure he said Cliint was the director.

[Joe Black.]

So the director was Cliint Eastwood and the actor Clint Eastwood and they were both mayor? Was it like the Roman thing where two get to powershare? Didn't people get confused?

In the movie or in Roman times? I'm confused what has this got to do with me shooting the dog.

[Mordac]

I'm pretty sure the director was.

I've just realised what you meant - Clint was the director. He only became Mayor of Carmel later though.
Edit - beaten to it

[Joe Black.]

Shot the dog? Been high on crystal? Or both? At the same time?

Shot the dog.Don't get me wrong I love animals, this dog I hate and it hates me. And I know that he knows I hate him. His owner has nice breasts though. I think his name is Kevin (the owner that is) the dog is called Pete.

[threaded]

Director was, Clint Eastwood was. Dir = Cliint Eastwood. HTH

So the director was Cliint Eastwood and the actor Clint Eastwood and they were both mayor? Was it like the Roman thing where two get to powershare? Didn't people get confused?

[ASB]

I'm pretty sure the director was.

Director was, Clint Eastwood was. Dir = Cliint Eastwood. HTH

[threaded]

I thought the dog was high on crystal meth and shot him.

In a biblical sense?