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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    C V N T

    bogeyman, you can not spell - it's

    f v ck 1 n g C V N T

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by threaded
    noui consilia et ueteres quaecumque monetis amici, 'pone seram, cohibe'. sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes, qui nunc lasciuae furta puellae hac mercede silent? crimen commune tacetur. prospicit hoc prudens et a illis incipit uxor.
    C V N T

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by threaded
    noui consilia et ueteres quaecumque monetis amici, 'pone seram, cohibe'. sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes, qui nunc lasciuae furta puellae hac mercede silent? crimen commune tacetur. prospicit hoc prudens et a illis incipit uxor.
    Translation:

    "As I was saying to Tony Blair the other day, the problem is how to maximise the macro-economic endogenous growth. He asked me what I meant - he actually said "what the feck you talking 'bout man" - so I arranged for him to see my friend Mervyn King. He'll sort him out. Anyway, I couldn't talk too much as I had to rush off for an audience with the Pope. I don't give audiences often, but the Pope is special, so I made an exception for him. But I do hope he brings along some nice Vatican canteen pies."

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Stop making sense.

    Kindly let me help you or you will drown said Tony putting the fish safely up a tree.

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  • Joe Black.
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    I agree, I think your turd made more sense.

    Then again, if I had a time machine to go back and talk like a native in ancient Rome, I'd probably have kept up my Latin after O level.
    O levels. You old f*cker.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    That makes no sense whatsoever.
    I agree, I think your turd made more sense.

    Then again, if I had a time machine to go back and talk like a native in ancient Rome, I'd probably have kept up my Latin after O level.

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  • DimPrawn
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    That makes no sense whatsoever.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    In one government department they need ten thousand more administrators to administer the existing ten thousand administrators.
    noui consilia et ueteres quaecumque monetis amici, 'pone seram, cohibe'. sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes, qui nunc lasciuae furta puellae hac mercede silent? crimen commune tacetur. prospicit hoc prudens et a illis incipit uxor.

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  • DimPrawn
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  • wendigo100
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    In one government department they need ten thousand more administrators to administer the existing ten thousand administrators.

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  • Bovvered
    started a topic Brown's Economy

    Brown's Economy

    Further rise in UK jobless total

    But hey, Labour will off set that for us,

    While the manufacturing sector continued to suffer, the biggest increases in jobs came in education, health and public administration.
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