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Previously on "Has Google gone sentient?"

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  • norrahe
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    I seem to get a lot of stuff about radiator flushing and plumbing repairs

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    That is a good find.
    The black leather didn't worry me. Or the heavy breathing. But I must admit I was a bit concerned when she said, 'Luke, I am your father.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I did search for this:

    https://twitter.com/50ShedsofGrey
    That is a good find.

    Bondage is so much easier now we're older. I used to have to blindfold her, now I just hide her glasses.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Either that or you've been searching 'a shed load of mature porn'
    I did search for this:

    https://twitter.com/50ShedsofGrey

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Either that or you've been searching 'a shed load of mature porn'

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
    Something like that. I think I have the perfect granny for being locked away in a padded ecoshed with
    FTFY

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  • fckvwls
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    What, lock people in their sheds and shag their grans?
    Something like that. I think I have the perfect candidate for being locked away in a padded ecoshed

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
    Is this not phase 1 in SKA's plan to take over the world?
    What, lock people in their sheds and shag their grans?

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  • fckvwls
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    Is this not phase 1 in SKA's plan to take over the world?

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  • TestMangler
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    Either that or you've been searching 'a shed load of mature porn'

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  • doodab
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    Your missus has been googling for christmas presents. You're getting the shed you always wanted.

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Has Google gone sentient?

    Has Google gone sentient?

    Starting to get some really strange results from Google's "target advertising" mainly sheds and mature dating, I blame CUK!

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