Reply to: Keyless cars

I said, "I did the cruise control on that you know."

So what, I did the rocket control software for the Solar Sail Probe. I'll get me coat....

Thats not a bad moniker!!

Chico, I take my hat off to you in following Jesus advice to turn the other cheek. But please dont turn both cheeks at the same time and in opposite directions!

Mrs. Fiddle had a keyless car for about 3 hours til I got home and fished it out of the drain.

TWICE

Chico-less London

Thats not a bad moniker!!

what about a Chico-less London :rollin

Haven't you got an acient civilisation to wipe out?

Yes... Spod whatever you say

I was going to tip off Mossad about an anti-semitic ponce arriving in Tel Aviv tomorrow from London however something tells me they will be on the look out anyway.

Haven't you got an ancient civilisation to wipe out?

Old hat. My van is keyless. Bit of bent wire, parcel tape, string... anyone can get in in and start it with almost anything really.

Spod

I was going to tip off Mossad about an anti-semitic ponce arriving in Tel Aviv tomorrow from London however something tells me they will be on the look out anyway.

Chico, I wasn't talking to you tulipe for brains! My response was to Threaded.

Now be a good Christian and fiddle with a choirboy or crucify a nun or something!

Spod - In "Same old Spod" mode!

Spod and Bum

The old Chico would have hit back with witty and sarcastic put down however the new and improved Chico will instead send you salutations.

I didn't realise Hillman still built cars.

what about a Godless car?

Spodly: begins with an "H"

Threaded is Walter Mitty and I claim my £5