What is happened for you at WeekendVille?

Tomorrow is fitting kleets to bike followed by looking at Hever Castle cycle course. Sunday is collecting church sponsorship. Monday is my birthday! Kids decided my most fun day would be a steam train trip followed by BBQ! I bet I get socks too.

Tonight I am undecided. I am lake swimming. Then should I go see my mate who is a good laugh and reliable? Or bring my 20 yo mistress home and have a threesome with Mrs BP? The mistress is so unreliable. I will be messed about. And she is a thief too. Decisions decisions...