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Previously on "Unmarked police cars"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    That's because it's writen in 'cockanee' innit. In English the guy is barely literate.
    You're aving a giraffe aint yeh - my old china.

    Has anyone seen the button I lost on my pearly suit?

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  • ZARDOZ
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    Sorry, I totally misread your opening post.
    That's because it's writen in 'cockanee' innit. In English the guy is barely literate.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    Sorry, I totally misread your opening post.
    Par for the course on cuk.

    I think I am in trouble with NF now!

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I got a call to visit sasguru's butler who had damaged his back picking up his wallet. The postcode I was given was SW17 7DJ.
    Sorry, I totally misread your opening post.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Leave NF's beloved alone! She has not had any since this morning and is getting peaky.
    If the rumours are true he'll never have to worry about her being on the rag.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Just add hot water and lo-and-behold an instant expert!
    Leave NF's beloved alone! She has not had any since this morning and is getting peaky.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    Red sky at night=Shepherd's delight
    Barn on fire?

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Just add hot water and lo-and-behold an instant expert!
    But clearly not on traffic lights

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    "Green light" = "doctor on call".
    I got a call to visit sasguru's butler who had damaged his back picking up his wallet. The postcode I was given was SW17 7DJ.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by ZARDOZ View Post
    Red sky at night=Angel Delight
    FTFY

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Gentile View Post
    "Green light" = "doctor on call".
    Just add hot water and lo-and-behold an instant expert!

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  • TestMangler
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    "Green light" = "traffic light on 'go'"

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  • ZARDOZ
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    Red sky at night=Shepherd's delight

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  • Gentile
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I am getting fed up of seeing these continually round London. The last 5 years have seen more and more of these.

    I somehow very much doubt they are doing anything to catch crims - apart from the ones who catch speeding drivers(which itself is debatable).

    I reckon it is just big cheeses late home for their tea.

    This morning one nearly ran me over in parliament square. I am cycling - with green light. Siren comes out of nowhere. Turns out to be a plain BMW - by the time I spot it I am right in front of it going through red light.

    The driver looked like a middle aged fat twunt - quite like sas in fact. I suppose I should have stopped in front of him and refused to move until I saw some id - but I am too much of a coward.

    I suppose nothing can be done - so I will just have to forget about it.
    "Green light" = "doctor on call".

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Unmarked police cars

    Unmarked police cars

    I am getting fed up of seeing these continually round London. The last 5 years have seen more and more of these.

    I somehow very much doubt they are doing anything to catch crims - apart from the ones who catch speeding drivers(which itself is debatable).

    I reckon it is just big cheeses late home for their tea.

    This morning one nearly ran me over in parliament square. I am cycling - with green light. Siren comes out of nowhere. Turns out to be a plain BMW - by the time I spot it I am right in front of it going through red light.

    The driver looked like a middle aged fat twunt - quite like sas in fact. I suppose I should have stopped in front of him and refused to move until I saw some id - but I am too much of a coward.

    I suppose nothing can be done - so I will just have to forget about it.

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