You know you're getting old when...

[doomage]

What you moaning about? I had her home by 3

Your home?

[Ketchup]

What you moaning about? I had her home by 3

[SimonMac]

... your daughter is leaving for her night out, as you get home from yours.

Don't worry, she may have just been going out but I had in tucked up in bed early still

[Alias]

but age has its advantages...

[Ignis Fatuus]

Unaware of the wiles of the snake-in-the-grass
And the fate of the maiden who topes
She lowered her standards by raising her glass
Her courage, her eyes and his hopes

Have some Madeira, m'dear....

[neilblock]

do you have any boys K2p2 ?

lol

[EternalOptimist]

do you have any boys K2p2 ?

[Cliphead]

Oh really! Twizzles moustache.

MF in 'Mich The Tester Mode'

Or



MF in 'Cliphead' Mode

Unaware of the wiles of the snake-in-the-grass
And the fate of the maiden who topes
She lowered her standards by raising her glass
Her courage, her eyes and his hopes

[mudskipper]

Oh really! Twizzles moustache.

MF in 'Mich The Tester Mode'

Or



MF in 'Cliphead' Mode

Feck off. She's got both sense and taste. (Like mother, like daughter)

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, well. Like mother, like daughter.

(She's 19 - before anyone calls the NSPCC)

Oh really! Twizzles moustache.

MF in 'Mich The Tester Mode'

Or



MF in 'Cliphead' Mode

[mudskipper]

But she's only ten!

Yeah, well. Like mother, like daughter.

(She's 19 - before anyone calls the NSPCC)

[MarillionFan]

But she's only ten!

[mudskipper]

... your daughter is leaving for her night out, as you get home from yours.