Disturbance in the force

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Troll replied

16 August 2012, 22:14
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ah
obi wan

thank you for attending

I have detected a shift in the force.

The females at CUK are in the ascendant.

about blooming time too

You mistake volume for content
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Cliphead replied

16 August 2012, 22:03
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

I prefer them in the descendent.

Or did I miss that again?

On top, always on top
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Doggy Styles replied

16 August 2012, 22:02
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

The females at CUK are in the ascendant.

I prefer them in the descendent.

Or did I miss that again?
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BrilloPad replied

16 August 2012, 07:53
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

So, I was correct all along. He is a lot of a c##t

FTFY
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TestMangler replied

16 August 2012, 07:09
Originally posted by Obiwan Kenobi View Post

A young Jedi named sasguru, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the HMRC hunt down and destroy the Contractors. He betrayed and murdered Marillion Fan. Now the Contractors are all but extinct. sasguru was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

So, I was correct all along. He is a bit of a c##t
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Obiwan Kenobi replied

15 August 2012, 23:05
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ah
obi wan

thank you for attending

I have detected a shift in the force.

The females at CUK are in the ascendant.

about blooming time too

A young Jedi named sasguru, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the HMRC hunt down and destroy the Contractors. He betrayed and murdered Marillion Fan. Now the Contractors are all but extinct. sasguru was seduced by the dark side of the Force.
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EternalOptimist replied

15 August 2012, 22:42
EO3PO
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louie replied

15 August 2012, 22:41
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Shut it bendy boy

Don't remember that quote, was it CP3P0?
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EternalOptimist replied

15 August 2012, 22:40
Shut it bendy boy
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louie replied

15 August 2012, 22:38
CUK General. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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EternalOptimist replied

15 August 2012, 22:35
shut it snot rocket
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MarillionFan replied

15 August 2012, 22:33
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

ah
obi wan

thank you for attending

I have detected a shift in the force.

The females at CUK are in the ascendant.

about blooming time too

Put your knickers on and get back in the kitchen sweetheart.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Disturbance in the force

15 August 2012, 22:32
Disturbance in the force

ah
obi wan

thank you for attending

I have detected a shift in the force.

The females at CUK are in the ascendant.

about blooming time too
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