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Previously on "Caption competition (09 Jun 2006)"

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  • Fungus
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    Blair: What do you mean "My father was a hamster and my mother smelt of Elderberries?".

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  • thunderlizard
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    It's not a caption, but both men seem to have a secondary head attached to the back of their neck.

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  • Bitbucket
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    Blair: How about you come round to my place next friday and we discuss the invasion of Syria

    Chirac: You really are a mad Motherf@cker

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  • Davros
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    Originally posted by pickle
    Blair: "Well, thats nothing mate. Cherie takes a full four."
    I've just lost my lunch.

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  • pickle
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    Blair: "Well, thats nothing mate. Cherie takes a full four."

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  • BillHicksRIP
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    "Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?"

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Soul brotha too boku.

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  • Fleetwood
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    Blair : Ta cravatte est vraiment laide.
    Chirac : Qu'est-ce que tu veux que ça me foute?

    (Blair :Your tie's really tulip.
    Chirac : DILLIGAF?)

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  • 1yearlater
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    I've told you before, my wifes not for sale!

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  • Swamp Thing
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    I can outstare you any day, you cheese-eating surrender monkey!

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Rock, dynamite, paper...

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by AtW


    Blair: Look mate, when I put my fingers like this you just do what I say or else, k'?

    Chirac: Oui...

    Chirac: I hear you like a bit of Bush...Oui

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  • AtW
    started a topic Caption competition (09 Jun 2006)

    Caption competition (09 Jun 2006)



    Blair: Look mate, when I put my fingers like this you just do what I say or else, k'?

    Chirac: Oui...

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