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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It is an ex-Magpie...

    It has gone to meet its maker...
    When I was working in Oslo I went downstairs to the canteen for lunch. I could not believe my eyes, there was a stuffed blue parrot in a display near the entrance. None of the Norwegians had ever heard of the Norwegian Blue so the conversation did not go further.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    I saw a dead albatross once.
    it was on the telly though


    Was it a big telly?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I saw a dead albatross once.
    it was on the telly though


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  • BoredBloke
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    "Stick it in a jiffy bag and post it to DEFRA."

    2nd class - should smell quite nice by thye time it gets there.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    A magpie has just keeled over in our graden. It has been stood wobbling for a couple of hours and just fallen over dead. At the very least we should have something for the barbie
    Stick it in a jiffy bag and post it to DEFRA.

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  • MrsGoof
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    1 for sorrow
    2 for joy
    3 for a girl
    4 tum te tum te um

    What ever happend to Mick, Tommy and Jenny.
    I know Tommy is promoting wrestling and presenting local BBC radio but the others....

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  • BoredBloke
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    The other one is going mental. It keeps flying in and out and is making a load of noise.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
    A magpie has just keeled over in our graden. It has been stood wobbling for a couple of hours and just fallen over dead. At the very least we should have something for the barbie
    If you need to report dead birds, or need advice on avian flu, please contact the Defra Helpline (08459 33 55 77) and choose the Avian Influenza option which will be open from 8:30am to 8:00pm.

    "This bird is deceased"

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  • Phoenix
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    It probably died because of the drought!

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  • threaded
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    Don't you have to report such things to DEFRA?

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  • BoredBloke
    started a topic Bird Flu

    Bird Flu

    A magpie has just keeled over in our graden. It has been stood wobbling for a couple of hours and just fallen over dead. At the very least we should have something for the barbie

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