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Previously on "How to give a bad reference and get away with it"
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You can be sued for that - there were successful precedents in UK courts.
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The easy way is agree with person x to give them a reference.
When you get the call or letter you decline giving the reference.
This used to be standard for "DO NOT EMPLOY"
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I like that one too, but you missed a bit of it:Originally posted by Swamp ThingThinking back over some of the permies I have previously worked with, I would have loved to have tried one of these double-meaning sentences in their references:
“If you can get this person to work for you, you will indeed be fortunate”.
“In the workplace he is capable of anything”.
“He was fired with enthusiasm”.
The last one is my fave. Has anyone got any others?
He left as he arrived, Fired with enthusiasm.
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Since I stopped using agents have not had a client ask for reference...Originally posted by The Lone GunmanGo on Threaded, just scan the last ref you were given, that should about cover it
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Go on Threaded, just scan the last ref you were given, that should about cover itOriginally posted by threadedI am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine.
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I am pleased to say that this candidate is a former colleague of mine.
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How to give a bad reference and get away with it
Thinking back over some of the permies I have previously worked with, I would have loved to have tried one of these double-meaning sentences in their references:
“If you can get this person to work for you, you will indeed be fortunate”.
“In the workplace he is capable of anything”.
“He was fired with enthusiasm”.
The last one is my fave. Has anyone got any others?Tags: None
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