Damned ashtrays are full

[EternalOptimist]

the car looks good, just getting some advice off an expert, then I will probably go for it.

I overheard the mechanic bloke saying that all the damage on my current kia was superficial and £350 to put right, so I ignored all the sales pitch and the calculator malarky and said 'I have £x in the bank, what do you reckon?'

she did the chinny thing and went to speak to her boss, then came back smiling 'this must be your lucky day'

worse than agents they are

[BolshieBastard]

I got a little dent in me car, and the ashtrays are full, so I'm off to buy a new one.

I am going for a new c'eed. its got climate control
dont let SG know

That'll knock 1500 quid off the trade in value (smoking in it, not the carpark rash)

[Support Monkey]

get the top model, it's got a tinted cigarette lighter and reclining ashtrays

[Spacecadet]

AFAIK climate control has always been standard on all variants of the c'eed

[Old Greg]

So you've finally gone to c'eed.

[ChrisPackit]

Just make sure it's not the one they've been using on Top Gear for the last 12 months

I'm sure that will have more than a dent or two...

[EternalOptimist]

I got a little dent in me car, and the ashtrays are full, so I'm off to buy a new one.

I am going for a new c'eed. its got climate control
dont let SG know