Reply to: Hello everyone :)

[Mich the Tester]

C'mon, all blokes do that ...

Mrs BP looked out of the window yesterday to see a neighbour smoking outdoors while re-arranging his balls. When she objected I pointed out that not only do all blokes do that, but anytime is a good time. Even if one is about to be knighted, for instance.

Especially

[LumbaBread]

No - think of yourself more as a rhino - thick skinned & charge a lot

I like that !

[BrilloPad]

C'mon, all blokes do that ...

Mrs BP looked out of the window yesterday to see a neighbour smoking outdoors while re-arranging his balls. When she objected I pointed out that not only do all blokes do that, but anytime is a good time. Even if one is about to be knighted, for instance.

[BA to the Stars]

Yup, knowing full well what can happen ... having a hard chin is a prerequisite for contracting ( although it helps with many other things as well ).

No - think of yourself more as a rhino - thick skinned & charge a lot

[bless 'em all]

I like this guy. Even if he may be a sockie.

[Mich the Tester]

C'mon, all blokes do that ...

[LumbaBread]

and did you put it back afterwards?

C'mon, all blokes do that ...

[Mich the Tester]

Have you ever licked the chutney spoon?

and did you put it back afterwards?

[Lockhouse]

Yup, knowing full well what can happen ... having a hard chin is a prerequisite for contracting ( although it helps with many other things as well ).

Have you ever licked the chutney spoon?

[Old Greg]

bits are fine - but you might not want to mention the bobs.

BTW NLUK loves direct questions - don't bother searching the fora first. Just ask NLUK anything.

Especially whether your expenses fall within IR35 now that your girlfriend has been a director for 24 months.

[BrilloPad]

few other bits and bobs

bits are fine - but you might not want to mention the bobs.

BTW NLUK loves direct questions - don't bother searching the fora first. Just ask NLUK anything.

[Old Greg]

Now AtW, we've warned you before about telling newbies about why you're a virgin (with women anyway).

You mean your missus is a bloke?

[sasguru]

Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Now AtW, we've warned you before about telling newbies about why you're a virgin (with women anyway).

[AtW]

I meant the whole site, not just the General subforum. The advice one can find on this site can be extremely valuable.

Indeed, particularly the part that warns about this subforum - "All hope abandon ye who enter here. Seriously"...

Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

[LumbaBread]

OK first you will need an agent, so I suggest you dig out a brown envelope and stack it full of used tenners and drop it off at dodgy's independent traders. Oh and I almost forgot let me have a CV and a list of all your contacts and references.

This time next year...

1. I have a brown envelope ready although some people may not appreciate what's in it.
2. Yup, you can have a copy of my CV, contacts and references won't happen though, sorry :P. And before you ask, no, my current employer is not listed either.