Reply to: Euro weakens to 2 year low as fresh turmoil hits and Spanish bond yields soar

[Old Greg]

He claims to have a rustic place in the wilds of Portugal.

So presumably the cattle and pigs and goats occupy the ground floor at night, and Sas and family kip on straw bales up in the loft

Other way round.

[TimberWolf]

The UK and US are supposedly in the process of devaluing their currencies, but the Euro seems to be more successful at dabasing than us.
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[OwlHoot]

You only got 4 rooms in your house?

He claims to have a rustic place in the wilds of Portugal.

So presumably the cattle and pigs and goats occupy the ground floor at night, and Sas and family kip on straw bales up in the loft

[TestMangler]

Sadguru gets 2 more than you. His willy is so small it will fit into each ear. Without touching the sides.

And he gets to do the nostrils too........lucky c##t

[Old Greg]

His mail order bride likes to sit on him. And feed him to sardines.

HTH

FTFY

[AtW]

His mail order bride likes to sit on him. And feed him anchovies.

HTH

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

You're a sofa????

His mail order bride likes to sit on him. And feed him sardines.

HTH

[norrahe]

So am I

You're a sofa????

[AtW]

And he has a sofa too!

So am I

[norrahe]

You only got 4 rooms in your house?

And he has a sofa too!

[AtW]

It's got 4 rooms that could be used as bedrooms. needs doing up a bit but I like its rustic charm. Oh and a view to die for.

You only got 4 rooms in your house?

[Old Greg]

Not any more - She forgot to water them every day, the petals dropped off, and they all just shrivelled and died

The other Mrs OH. My apologies to Mrs OwlHoot.

[OwlHoot]

Mrs OH has multiple colostomy stomata.

Not any more - She forgot to water them every day, the petals dropped off, and they all just shrivelled and died

[Old Greg]

I make it 5 (I mean not personally, but doing the sums), unless one of them is a no-no

Mrs OH has multiple colostomy stomata.

[BrilloPad]

Being married, I get the choice of either hand, and I have 4 options on the wife, so I get plenty mate, make no mistake. You just seem to have the two, which is rather apt.

Sadguru gets 2 more than you. His willy is so small it will fit into each ear. Without touching the sides.