Doomed

[SimonMac]

[doomage]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[SimonMac]

[BrilloPad]

Actually we went to the Beach Volleyball at the Athens Olympics. Was quite good fun. Funniest part was the local cheerleaders brought on between each game. It appeared there was only one size allocation for their bikini bottoms, but quite a variance in actual bottom size.

This time round there are several sizes. I had the job of measuring the bottoms to make sure each bikini bottom fits fine.

[doomage]

LOL! I've been thinking that for ages - Horse Guards Parade is no place to be wearing a skimpy bikini, even in July.

Well sure, I'd never wear a skimpy bikini there either. But you know, if it helps the correct delivery of a volleyball serve then it should be encouraged. It's all about the sport obviously.

Actually we went to the Beach Volleyball at the Athens Olympics. Was quite good fun. Funniest part was the local cheerleaders brought on between each game. It appeared there was only one size allocation for their bikini bottoms, but quite a variance in actual bottom size.

[BrilloPad]

Its fine!

Summer sun could be on its way by the weekend - Telegraph

Would you trust the sun or the telegraph? Those who say neither and prefer to hear from andyw - go to the top of the class.

[Gentile]

LOL! I've been thinking that for ages - Horse Guards Parade is no place to be wearing a skimpy bikini, even in July.

[SimonMac]

Olympic women's beach volleyball in cover-up shock

FANS of women’s beach volleyball were distraught last night after it was revealed competitors may have to hide their curves at the Olympics.