Those funny call centre gals

[BA to the Stars]

Who do you think I am? MTT?

Actually I am probably less fussy than him.

Less fussy

[BrilloPad]

Have you been shagging call centre girls? What next, cleaners?

Who do you think I am? MTT?

Actually I am probably less fussy than him.

[Gentile]

Mrs BP gets a call last night - sounds like a call centre person and asks to speak to Brillo Pad. Mrs BP had just come downstairs to answer phone (and in a bad mood) so barks "why? what do you want him for?" The lady gasps then giggles and says "because I'm his girlfriend".

So Mrs BP says "thats odd as he is gay" and slams the phone down. 1471 shows nothing.

How do they expect to get any business like that?

That's a nice attempted save there, Brillo, but it's unlikely Mrs BP reads CUK. Try posting the above on Mumsnet, and get a few sockies to share their stories of similar shenanigans to get you out of the dog house with Mrs BP.

[Old Greg]

I'll be service station totty on the bonnet of his Landy, next!

FTFY

[wobbegong]

Have you been shagging call centre girls? What next, cleaners?

It'll be service station totty on the bonnet of his Landy, next!

[northernladyuk]

Have you been shagging call centre girls? What next, cleaners?

The old man looked pretty ashamed of himself when he came home from his shift this morning.

[doodab]

Have you been shagging call centre girls? What next, cleaners?

[moggy]

Mrs BP gets a call last night - sounds like a call centre person and asks to speak to Brillo Pad. Mrs BP had just come downstairs to answer phone (and in a bad mood) so barks "why? what do you want him for?" The lady gasps then giggles and says "because I'm his girlfriend".

So Mrs BP says "thats odd as he is gay" and slams the phone down. 1471 shows nothing.

How do they expect to get any business like that?

perfecct timing that call - right after she catches you looking at swinging sites.

I think maybe you will have a "sit down" with her over the weekend.

[Old Greg]

Mrs BP gets a call last night - sounds like a call centre person and asks to speak to Brillo Pad. Mrs BP had just come downstairs to answer phone (and in a bad mood) so barks "why? what do you want him for?" The lady gasps then giggles and says "because I'm his girlfriend".

So Mrs BP says "thats odd as he is gay" and slams the phone down. 1471 shows nothing.

How do they expect to get any business like that?

Exactly what kind of business is your wife looking for?

[BrilloPad]

Mrs BP gets a call last night - sounds like a call centre person and asks to speak to Brillo Pad. Mrs BP had just come downstairs to answer phone (and in a bad mood) so barks "why? what do you want him for?" The lady gasps then giggles and says "because I'm his girlfriend".

So Mrs BP says "thats odd as he is gay" and slams the phone down. 1471 shows nothing.

How do they expect to get any business like that?