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Sysman replied

9 July 2012, 07:45
Originally posted by original PM View Post

Lol my brother has been working in the US -- on the office door there is a sign saying Firearms not allowed...

like wtf??

That's definitely gonna stop your typical Gunman With a Grievance nutter.
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original PM replied

9 July 2012, 07:22
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage

Lol my brother has been working in the US -- on the office door there is a sign saying Firearms not allowed...

like wtf??
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mudskipper replied

8 July 2012, 21:06
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!!

What happens if I tickle you?
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Old Hack replied

8 July 2012, 21:05
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Not Austria then. No towels allowed. I am going to one end of October.

And I am going to try not to fart.

Or Aachen...
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BrilloPad replied

8 July 2012, 20:43
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Me, guess which one I am:

Not Austria then. No towels allowed. I am going to one end of October.

And I am going to try not to fart.
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doodab replied

8 July 2012, 20:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving.

Whats that? How unrestricted internet access reduces productivity and costs the company millions?
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norrahe replied

8 July 2012, 20:11
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Working.

Preparing for a presentation I'm giving.

You are suity and I claim my chicken fried steak
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darmstadt replied

8 July 2012, 20:08
Me, guess which one I am:
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swamp replied

8 July 2012, 19:43
I'm in London and half the north Atlantic Ocean is being tipped from the sky right now.

Also working out how to get to new contract tomorrow without using the M4, which is currently closed until Wednesday.

Happy days.
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Old Greg replied

8 July 2012, 18:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!!

Up what?
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AtW replied

8 July 2012, 18:57
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I'm sure it is.

Check the threat title - "Hands up"!!!
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Old Greg replied

8 July 2012, 18:53
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage

I'm sure it is.
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AtW replied

8 July 2012, 18:51
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Actually I'm feeling nervous. I never feel nervous.

Before presentation ask if it's a company policy to collect all firearms from employees for safe storage
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ctdctd replied

8 July 2012, 18:51
Squeeze a bit harder old bean - ah yes, that's got the spot.

I think you have found your true calling
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Old Greg replied

8 July 2012, 18:51
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Actually I'm feeling nervous.

I never feel nervous.

Then how do you know that is nervous that you are feeling? Perhaps it's something different like love or remorse.
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