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Previously on "CUK Lingo"
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Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the biggest CUK wanker of all?
O Lady AtW , though CUK wanker you be, Spod is a bigger one far to see
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That, from the shortest, fattist onanist on the forum?Originally posted by AtW View PostLook in the mirror....
You have got to be kidding.
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Originally posted by oscarose View PostYesterday, an online friend called me a 'window licker'.
Had to google that one.
Urban Dictionary: window licker

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Care to clarify?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostOnly cos Churchy's a chubby chaser.
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ILST -irritating little sh1t-tick
TAPS - thick as pig sh1t
CYA - cover your bum
MF -Mongus-Fundicum
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Yesterday, an online friend called me a 'window licker'.
Had to google that one.
Urban Dictionary: window licker
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