Originally posted by suityou01
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostOops. Posted after a long session in the Reckless Engineer.
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Originally posted by pacharan View PostI know snag you mean skate.
I was In A weeting with one who pronounced his doubleyoos as vees and vice versa (bless you fathers).
I just couldn't listen to him say vax vms anymore and had to excuse thyself.
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I know snag you mean skate.
I was In A weeting with one who pronounced his doubleyoos as vees and vice versa (bless you fathers).
I just couldn't listen to him say vax vms anymore and had to excuse thyself.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI held myself for 25 mins before excusing myself so I could nip to the water cooler I was hanging out fighting for breath I was so hard.
FFS Suity you should retire to trap 2 for a quick one off the wrist, the water cooler is not the place, no matter how inflamed you were by Bob's promises of much happiness
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostRacist pig.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt looked like it was hammered on. And the fact that he did that thing Bobs do where they nod their heads ferrociously from side to side with it flapping around every time he did it made it even harder to keep a straight face.
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Syrup
Had a meeting today with the Bobs on our project. Their PM, data migration specialist, database developer, and one other. Said one other was introduced to me. Now my eyes may well need testing as when this chap came into focus I could have swarn he had the worst hair piece in history.
It looked like it was hammered on. And the fact that he did that thing Bobs do where they nod their heads ferrociously from side to side with it flapping around every time he did it made it even harder to keep a straight face.
So I had to sit through the meeting biting my lip. Hard.
I held myself together for 25 mins before excusing myself so I could nip to the water cooler to let the giggles out. I was hanging off the water cooler fighting for breath I was laughing so hard.Tags: None
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