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sasguru replied

1 June 2006, 12:15
Originally posted by janey

wasn't there a very similar thread posted not so long ago?!

sas you need to get a bit more original!

10. Janey is a bearded bloke (pre-op transexual).
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BobTheCrate replied

1 June 2006, 12:11
Originally posted by sasguru

6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.

Yes but Threaded's tulipe is real quality tulipe, fertilising this board with it's natural balancing properties.
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Fleetwood replied

1 June 2006, 11:59
I was composing an extremely nasty E-mail to my ex-wife, and didn't see the mistake through the red mist.
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Xenophon replied

1 June 2006, 11:30
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

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Hehe. Fleety forgot to run his own Fleetwood Grammar Shield!
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janey replied

1 June 2006, 11:26
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

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The Lone Gunman replied

1 June 2006, 11:25
Originally posted by Fleetwood

11) All politicians should stabbity-stab-stabbed.

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janey replied

1 June 2006, 11:24
Originally posted by sasguru

As we are all busy and to save time, here is a quick digest of all CUK threads:

1. IR35 is a satanic invention of the Labour party.
2. The Labour Party is the party of Satan and has no redeeming features whatsoever.
3. Contractors are superior to permies in every way.
4. Learn grammar and spelling or else.
5. House prices are about to collapse.
6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.
7. Low taxes good, high taxes bad.
8. We hate Labour.
9. We're doomed.

I thank you.

wasn't there a very similar thread posted not so long ago?!

sas you need to get a bit more original!
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Xenophon replied

1 June 2006, 11:23
Originally posted by sasguru

As we are all busy and to save time, here is a quick digest of all CUK threads:

1. IR35 is a satanic invention of the Labour party.
2. The Labour Party is the party of Satan and has no redeeming features whatsoever.
3. Contractors are superior to permies in every way.
4. Learn grammar and spelling or else.
5. House prices are about to collapse.
6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.
7. Low taxes good, high taxes bad.
8. We hate Labour.
9. We're doomed.

I thank you.

10. Visit 'test please delete' for boobs.
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Fleetwood replied

1 June 2006, 11:23
10) Belgium is a brilliant place to work.
11) All politicians should stabbity-stab-stabbed.
12) There are slugs in Xoggoth's garden
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sasguru started a topic The only thread you need to read ...

1 June 2006, 11:19
The only thread you need to read ...

As we are all busy and to save time, here is a quick digest of all CUK threads:

1. IR35 is a satanic invention of the Labour party.
2. The Labour Party is the party of Satan and has no redeeming features whatsoever.
3. Contractors are superior to permies in every way.
4. Learn grammar and spelling or else.
5. House prices are about to collapse.
6. Anything written by Chico, Threaded or Mailman is a pile of tulipe.
7. Low taxes good, high taxes bad.
8. We hate Labour.
9. We're doomed.

I thank you.
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