Sauna farting

[Doggy Styles]

In my experience, women like a man that f@rts and sweats because it's 'manly'. Sometimes I show off to the missus by doing some really loud raspers whilst she is doing the ironing. She loves it.

Very true, it is manly.

So how long before the authorities ban farting in enclosed public places? Farts are poisonous.

[Mich the Tester]

In my experience, women like a man that f@rts and sweats because it's 'manly'. Sometimes I show off to the missus by doing some really loud raspers whilst she is doing the ironing. She loves it

At least the male fart is honest and open; the loud rasping sounds warns everyone of what is to come. Girly farts are different; hardly any sound, just a little hiss that makes you think someone's let the air out of a car or bicycle tyre, but then an odour that could overpower even an experienced sewage technician.

[EternalOptimist]

Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill

In my experience, women like a man that f@rts and sweats because it's 'manly'. Sometimes I show off to the missus by doing some really loud raspers whilst she is doing the ironing. She loves it

[Mich the Tester]

Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill

Keep it up. I bet the girl smelt the curry on your sweat though.

[EternalOptimist]

Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?

Brain exhaust fumes

[MarillionFan]

Is it because someone objected to you farting and punched you?

Sounds like the result of a donkey punch to me.

[scooby]

Keep up the good work.

You were the inspiration! (that and I'm over my op now, in record time too!!)

[BrilloPad]

Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill

Keep up the good work.

[scooby]

More likely is that you farted because you went light headed.

No idea why you'd go light headed in a hot humid environment where sweating doesn't help regulate a body temperature consistent with staying alive though. Maybe your body was vainly trying to eject a bit of heat.

Fitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill

[BrilloPad]

Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?

Is it because someone objected to you farting and punched you?

[TimberWolf]

Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?

More likely is that you farted because you went light headed.

No idea why you'd go light headed in a hot humid environment where sweating doesn't help regulate a body temperature consistent with staying alive though. Maybe your body was vainly trying to eject a bit of heat.

[gingerjedi]

The flashback burnt the oxygen?

[bless 'em all]

Low BP. Or toxic farts.

[scooby]

Why, when i farted in the sauna this morning, did i go light head? WTF?