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Previously on "50 signs that you are a grown up"
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Originally posted by zeitghostOh dear(tm).
#25. I've got 4 vacuum cleaners.
Reminds me of my wife congratulating her mother on a great choice of trike for baby bp. She said "shall I get him another one then?". Mrs BP "he hasn't got 2 arses"
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAll you kids out there that follow the link.
Dont change a light bulb with a screwdriver when the lights are switched on
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All you kids out there that follow the link.
Dont change a light bulb with a screwdriver when the lights are switched on
#51 - Giving fantastic practical advice on fora
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostOnly if they are scared of Radio 3
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell least you didn't get all 50 Hack, I mean you know feck all about ISAs.
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I would have assumed that being a regular poster on cuk would indicate that the person hadn't reached puberty yet, let alone achieved adulthood
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh dear, that's not good...
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI tried that a few years ago, found it to be as inane and pointless as Radio 1 just with different music and older presenters.
Real grown ups listen to Radio 4
I tried Radio 2 a few years ago, mainly for Wogan in the morning, but got sick of their playlists.
Radio 6 is quite good at the moment. In 6 Music we trust – a reminder of just how great the BBC can be
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostReal grown ups listen to Radio 4
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post**** **** ****!!!!
48 out of 50!!!
Edit: They didn't list 'Joining the RHS'
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