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Freamon replied

4 June 2012, 13:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Why? He's got a stapler. You haven't

AtW hasn't had a stapler since they took it away:
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Sysman replied

4 June 2012, 10:23
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I probably don't have a computer either - can't RDP to it now for some reason!

Ha! Had that over the weekend.

Had some firewall alert.

Told it to block stuff.

Managed to block myself.

Which brings us straight back to earlier advice:

"Run your server headless."
"Hide it in a cupboard"

Yeah, right. What happens when I want to restore it from backups?

Last edited by Sysman; 4 June 2012, 10:26.
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Sysman replied

4 June 2012, 10:18
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Google Docs. I give them nosy gits at Google access to my data.

FTFY
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 23:35
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Why? He's got a stapler. You haven't

I probably don't have a computer either - can't RDP to it now for some reason!
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MarillionFan replied

3 June 2012, 23:27
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Computer. Check.
Stapler. Check.
Pens and Pencils. Check.

Young Blond Secretary in tight black skirt. Ch... Oh, bugger.

Maybe you're right.

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Let's call it a draw!

Why? He's got a stapler. You haven't
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 23:24
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Young Blond Secretary in tight black skirt. Ch... Oh, bugger.

Let's call it a draw!
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nomadd replied

3 June 2012, 23:02
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It's not a real office...

Computer. Check.
Stapler. Check.
Pens and Pencils. Check.

Young Blond Secretary in tight black skirt. Ch... Oh, bugger.

Maybe you're right.
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 22:57
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

I'm still in my office, and it's almost midnight.

It's not a real office if you don't pay business rates on it.

HTH
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nomadd replied

3 June 2012, 22:48
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I left my office at 22:30

I'm still in my office, and it's almost midnight.

I'm not planning on leaving until it's time for bed. That 15ft walk will be a killer.
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 22:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm working today....

I left my office at 22:30
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MarillionFan replied

3 June 2012, 22:37
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I am suprised you can even spell word "work" yet alone keep straight face when you say it

I'm working today....

Well I will if I can be bothered.
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mudskipper replied

3 June 2012, 22:36
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Google Docs. I do work in a blind fog you know.

FTFY
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 22:35
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Google Docs. I do work in the cloud you know.

I am suprised you can even spell word "work" yet alone keep straight face when you say it
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MarillionFan replied

3 June 2012, 22:31
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Upgrading from VisiCalc as a matter of fact. What have you been using?

Google Docs. I do work in the cloud you know.
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AtW replied

3 June 2012, 22:30
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Do you mean your upgrading your copy of Excel 2000 as you've run out of rows?

Upgrading from VisiCalc as a matter of fact. What have you been using?
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