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  • Mr Crosby
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    And it makes me feel greater
    And I'll see you sometime later
    When I'm through with accumulator
    It's a one-man isolator
    It's no social integrator
    It's a cerebreal vibrator

    F in "From memory" mode
    You missed "its a back brain stimulator" line.

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  • chock
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.

    I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !


    Which is your Favourite bit?

    The crazy free-for-all M60 or the 'four lanes turns to three' steep uphill bend to the right (just as as you hit the M62) where an S-Type Jag will almost aways pull out to and hog the outermost lane because they feel justified to be there since they are 5mph over the speed limit......

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  • threaded
    replied
    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
    Orgone accumulator.
    Darn and I thought he meant the online payment system.

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  • Fleetwood
    replied
    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
    Orgone accumulator.
    And it makes me feel greater
    And I'll see you sometime later
    When I'm through with accumulator
    It's a one-man isolator
    It's no social integrator
    It's a cerebreal vibrator

    F in "From memory" mode

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.

    I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !


    Well, you could just use a megaphone. Seen it done, on a fake police car as it happens, was very funny.

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by el duder
    what u wanna f**k yer missus as well as kill her?

    you treally shouldnt drink at lunch time you ballbag

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  • el duder
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.
    what u wanna f**k yer missus as well as kill her?

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    the turds are usually in front of me
    Stick another on the dash and program the letters backwards.

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Stick one of these on the back window

    Preprogrammed with the obscene messages of your choosing.

    the turds are usually in front of me

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Stick one of these on the back window

    http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?...5483&criteria=

    Preprogrammed with the obscene messages of your choosing.

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Orgone accumulator.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Is there a device ..?

    Is there a device ..?

    Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.

    I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !


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