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Which is your Favourite bit?Originally posted by EternalOptimistIs there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.
I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !

The crazy free-for-all M60 or the 'four lanes turns to three' steep uphill bend to the right (just as as you hit the M62) where an S-Type Jag will almost aways pull out to and hog the outermost lane because they feel justified to be there since they are 5mph over the speed limit......
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Darn and I thought he meant the online payment system.Originally posted by Mr CrosbyOrgone accumulator.
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And it makes me feel greaterOriginally posted by Mr CrosbyOrgone accumulator.
And I'll see you sometime later
When I'm through with accumulator
It's a one-man isolator
It's no social integrator
It's a cerebreal vibrator
F in "From memory" mode
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Well, you could just use a megaphone. Seen it done, on a fake police car as it happens, was very funny.Originally posted by EternalOptimistIs there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.
I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !

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Originally posted by el duderwhat u wanna f**k yer missus as well as kill her?
you treally shouldnt drink at lunch time you ballbag
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what u wanna f**k yer missus as well as kill her?Originally posted by EternalOptimistIs there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.
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Stick another on the dash and program the letters backwards.Originally posted by EternalOptimistthe turds are usually in front of me
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Originally posted by DimPrawnStick one of these on the back window
Preprogrammed with the obscene messages of your choosing.
the turds are usually in front of me
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Stick one of these on the back window
http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?...5483&criteria=
Preprogrammed with the obscene messages of your choosing.
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Is there a device ..?
Is there something I can buy that will take atmosperic vibration and concentrate it in a beam. When the beam hits a glass surface it would cause the glass to vibrate in sympathy then transmit the vibration onward.
I have to travel from Manchester to Leeds every day and I see a lot of very bad driving. I would like to point this 'glass-o-phone' at their window and say 'YOU ARE A ****' knowing that they would get the message without me having to gesticulate or make faces !
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