I knew SAS retiring would be a disaster

[russell]

If thats what he gets up to at the gay bar - fine. I just hope his parole officer is as understanding.

And I thought creating threads to have a pop at a poster was a bannable offence?

I was talking about the SAS not anyone here.

[AtW]

I just hope his parole officer is as understanding.

[BrilloPad]

Can't work. Hes under a handcuff clause.

If thats what he gets up to at the gay bar - fine. I just hope his parole officer is as understanding.

And I thought creating threads to have a pop at a poster was a bannable offence?

[BrilloPad]

I hope to be in your position in a few years. The sense of freedom knowing you can't work again must be quite a nice feeling.

FTFY

How is the case for the defence going sassy?

[MarillionFan]

I hope to be in your position in a few years. The sense of freedom knowing you don't have to work again must be quite a nice feeling.

Can't work. Hes under a handcuff clause.

[russell]

I will happily keep quite on most peoples fetishes but autoerotic asphyxia is the limit, those bastards should be strung up!

Second to none, is your epicness of failure.

[SimonMac]

I will happily keep quite on most peoples fetishes but autoerotic asphyxia is the limit, those bastards should be strung up!

[russell]

It's funny I don't fancy wasting time on here with the usual cretins now that I can do something more interesting than sitting in an office..
Today is an exception as the builders are in creating a racket.

I hope to be in your position in a few years. The sense of freedom knowing you don't have to work again must be quite a nice feeling.

[sasguru]

It's funny I don't fancy wasting time on here with the usual cretins now that I can do something more interesting than sitting in an office..
Today is an exception as the builders are in creating a racket.

[russell]

Should have stayed at work.

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