Silly job descriptions

[CheeseSlice]

Every day I get the train I hear an announcement from the "Retail services manager"

Its the guy with the trolley selling coffee, tea and snacks

[darmstadt]

I've seen this position bandied about the job boards but What is a Technical Solutions Consultant?

When I worked for the septics some years ago they put that on my business cards and I thought it encompassed a lot of areas and so kept it and I've noticed other people who I've met over the years have started using it.

[GeorgeB]

Software Company Director - programmer!!!

Go figure

[Diver]

Media distribution officer: Paperboy
Hygiene facilitation operative: Cleaner
Facilities supervisor: Toilet cleaner
Ambient replenishment controller: Shelf stacker
Regional head of services, infrastructure and procurement: Caretaker
Lunchtime supervisor: Dinner lady
Education centre nourishment consultants: Dinner lady
Guest services agent: Hotel receptionist
Global talent supply: Recruitment consultant
Field nourishment consultant: Waitress
Waste management and disposal technician: Bin man
Information advisor: Librarian
Communications executive: Telesales person
Highway environmental hygienist: Road sweeper
Investment development and research analyst: Technical helpdesk
Modality manager: Ward sister
Colour distribution technician: Painter & decorator
Coordinator of interpretive teaching: Museum tour guide
Vertical transport engineer: Lift engineer
Welcoming agent and telephone intermediary: Receptionist
Customer experience enhancement consultant: Shop assistant
Wet leisure assistant: Lifeguard
Coin facilitation engineer: Toll booth collectors
Front line customer support facilitator: Call centre worker
Gastronomical hygiene technician: Dish washers
Mass production engineer: Factory worker
Petroleum transfer engineer: Service station assistant
Transparency enhancement facilitator: Window cleaner
Beverage dissemination officer: Barman

[doomage]

I'm not a Technical Solutions Consultant......



But I'll take a look

[Diver]

I've seen this position bandied about the job boards but What is a Technical Solutions Consultant?

Don't bother, I googled it. It's the guy that comes in to change the cartridges in the printer and clean it out when the paper gets stuck and sort out other minor problems.

What a posh name!

Like;
Public bio services engineer - Toilet cleaner
Food & Beverages Technician - Tea Boy