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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Once it's on the internet it stays on't internet.

    Unless of course you delete it before it's copied out.

    I've already deleted my posts/copies
    The men in blue have given me the option of one phone call or 5 minutes on the internet, please call my lawyer, his number is ......

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    I knew that, although I can hear sirens
    Once it's on the internet it stays on't internet.

    Unless of course you delete it before it's copied out.

    I've already deleted my posts/copies

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Just winding you up JamJarST








    I knew that, although I can hear sirens

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  • Diver
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    Just winding you up JamJarST








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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by JamJarST View Post
    Why stop at children? They could have run over kittens, little cute fluffy ones
    Your statement;

    >>>>>>>Hang on, he put a bar across a path he knew motrocyclists were using !.<<<<<<<

    Is already coming up in google searches for other things

    They'll be coming for you
    Last edited by Diver; 30 May 2012, 16:02.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Does a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?
    I saw a documentary once about a bloke who made dinosaurs out of the knob on the end of his walking stick.

    He was keen on 25 bar gates with 20,000 volts running through them



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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by Diver
    The bikers were there illegally and obviously traveling way too fast to stop even if it had been a child that ran out in front.

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    Why stop at children? They could have run over kittens, little cute fluffy ones

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  • JamJarST
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Does a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?
    Of course it doesn't hence my previous post.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    My neighbour's cows used to jump dry stone walls on a regular basis.

    I suppose the grass must have been greener in the next field.
    If they'd been smoking it in their field I doubt they'd have been bothered to put the effort in

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Nope, but they can jump. Yes, really, just not very high.
    My neighbour's cows used to jump dry stone walls on a regular basis.

    I suppose the grass must have been greener in the next field.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    It does if the livestock in the field are giraffes.
    Oh yes, I'd forgotten all about Farmer Gwyn from Merthyr Tydfil and his herd of giraffes.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Nope, but they can jump. Yes, really, just not very high.
    Yor sick you are

    Pervert

    Pole dancing farm animals next Sheesh!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Never seen a cow limbo

    of the bovine variety
    Nope, but they can jump. Yes, really, just not very high.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Does a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?
    It does if the livestock in the field are giraffes.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Does a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?
    Never seen a cow limbo

    of the bovine variety

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