Squelchers

[Diver]

Not just that. Women don't find me attractive. Unless I have a paper bag on my head.....

Not just women

Wilmslow

[Diver]

Not just that. Women don't find me attractive. Unless I have a paper bag on my head.....

I meant to ask you about that paper bag last time we met.

[BrilloPad]

Not touching the sides then Brillo

Not just that. Women don't find me attractive. Unless I have a paper bag on my head.....

[Diver]

You forced me to look! So its the sound made during sex when things get very wet? Not a problem I have ever had! I knew there was a reason my idea of foreplay was saying "on your back love".

Not touching the sides then Brillo

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

I remember them well and had quite a few. I wonder if they are worth anything now?

Not a vast amount judging by these EBay auctions....

[Doggy Styles]

You forced me to look! So its the sound made during sex when things get very wet? Not a problem I have ever had! I knew there was a reason my idea of foreplay was saying "on your back love".

At least you called her "love". You obviously aren't Australian.

[BrilloPad]

Don't look from home either

You forced me to look! So its the sound made during sex when things get very wet? Not a problem I have ever had! I knew there was a reason my idea of foreplay was saying "on your back love".

[Diver]

banned at clientco.

can you give a flavour or do I have to look from home?

Don't look from home either

[BrilloPad]

Urban Dictionary: Squelching

banned at clientco.

can you give a flavour or do I have to look from home?

[fullyautomatix]

Urban Dictionary: Squelching

[pacharan]

I remember them well and had quite a few. I wonder if they are worth anything now?

The full set would probably be worth a few quid

[Diver]

I saw the thread heading "Squelchers" and thought this was going to be another classic cuk fem thread

[BrilloPad]

I remember them well and had quite a few. I wonder if they are worth anything now?

[pacharan]

Another trip down memory lane...

As I was filling up the car this morning I was made mindful of the fact that the European Soccer championships are almost upon us and this got me thinking of football related trinkets that petrol stations used to dish out when you bought a gallon of four star.

I remember collecting badges of all the First Division teams and sticking them in an album. Then there was a series of coins you could collect and later a set of busts of the England squad.

But what really leapt out from some hitherto unread sector of my memory was Squelchers.

Does anyone remember Squelchers? They must have been from Esso because my old man always filled up at the Glasshouse Esso garage in Bath. Basically they were tiny booklets of pictures and facts on the star players of that year's (1970) World Cup.

As with all of these things you would end up with lots if duplicates but you would swap them for ones you didn't have with your pals in the schoolyard.

Anyone else remember Squelchers or am I showing my age?