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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMy kids wake up early as they go to bed at 7.00-7.30pm with a nice story and a cuddle.
Yours wake up late because they go to bed at midnight and slumber off to the TV or a video of Chuckie.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostWTF are you doing up so early ON A SUNDAY
Barmpots
Yours wake up late because they go to bed at midnight and slumber off to the TV or a video of Chuckie.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostNumber would be useful for next time. Going to get the original plumber back in - hopefully he should sort it for no extra cost.
Edit: Can he lick his eyebrows?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo you want me to put you in touch with a handyman I use?
Edit: Can he lick his eyebrows?
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostDunno, but the 'handy at plumbing' is a stayer.
Bath all resealed, taps fixed, pump replaced, thermostat cartridge and 'inserts' replaced, around £550 spent, and we still have a ****** leak!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLast month it was a midget with a twelve inch tongue who could breath through his ears and was handy at plumbing. I wonder what she'll be looking for next month?
Bath all resealed, taps fixed, pump replaced, thermostat cartridge and 'inserts' replaced, around £550 spent, and we still have a ****** leak!
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBe careful what you wish for.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHe has very long eye brow hairs.
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