Reply to: The AtW Dating thread

[BrilloPad]

At least at her age she wouldn't be bleeding out of every orifice, eh?

Reminded me of the trading team I worked with in 1998. Group of young lads, stunning new secretary joins. One finally plucks up the courage to ask her out. She agrees. He asks her where she wants to go for a drink. She says strip club. After a bit she asks him to join her watching a private show by one of the dancers. THe secretary touches up the dancer who freaks. THey both get thrown out by bouncer. He cant wait to get away - she says to him "lets go back to my place. we can have some fun. I will make you bleed from every orifice."

[SupremeSpod]

Hahahaha ....

We'll all be old one day ... Then you'll see a chic who looks like a shrunken chicken, shrivelled skin, etc and bang her like a sack of potatoes because she is the only old woman you know who can take a rough porking without her hip giving out.


Anyway the woman in that article, as I said, smooth young legs. Just a shame about her face and wrinkles, but still very good for her age. Good hair and not bad at all.

I bet you if you put a paper bag over her head not many would be able to tell the difference between her and a woman half her age. Hell, if she put a paper bag over her head, passed me a nice scotch drink and a smoke, I'd give her a good going over.

At least at her age she wouldn't be bleeding out of every orifice, eh?

[TiroFijo]

she has nothing to compare it to so wouldnt know how terrible he is.

that would make two of them, as AtW has nothing to compare her to (unless he include his hand)

[Pogle]

Hahahaha ....

We'll all be old one day ... Then you'll see a chic who looks like a shrunken chicken, shrivelled skin, etc and bang her like a sack of potatoes because she is the only old woman you know who can take a rough porking without her hip giving out.


Anyway the woman in that article, as I said, smooth young legs. Just a shame about her face and wrinkles, but still very good for her age. Good hair and not bad at all.

I bet you if you put a paper bag over her head not many would be able to tell the difference between her and a woman half her age. Hell, if she put a paper bag over her head, passed me a nice scotch drink and a smoke, I'd give her a good going over.

NWpermietocontractor - is that you?

[wim121]

Hahahaha ....

We'll all be old one day ... Then you'll see a chic who looks like a shrunken chicken, shrivelled skin, etc and bang her like a sack of potatoes because she is the only old woman you know who can take a rough porking without her hip giving out.


Anyway the woman in that article, as I said, smooth young legs. Just a shame about her face and wrinkles, but still very good for her age. Good hair and not bad at all.

I bet you if you put a paper bag over her head not many would be able to tell the difference between her and a woman half her age. Hell, if she put a paper bag over her head, passed me a nice scotch drink and a smoke, I'd give her a good going over.

[AtW]

No diseases and she'll be grateful of some old guy 50+ who can't last all that long, she has nothing to compare it to so wouldnt know how terrible he is.

[wim121]

I reckon this lady is a perfect match.

Pam seeks millionaire and says: I’m ready to lose my virginity at 70 | The Sun |News

Bit of a fail .....

If one is around the same age as her, wow, she isnt half bad. Great legs (Ive seen women around my age with far worse) and looks far younger than 70, more like a glamorous 55. A virgin as well on top of that? No diseases and she'll be grateful of some old guy 50+ who can't last all that long, she has nothing to compare it to so wouldnt know how terrible he is.

[AtW]

You didn't go and ask her for a pre nup did you!!

I've got lawyers to do that

[Old Greg]

What happened to the impending nuptials?
You didn't go and ask her for a pre nup did you!!

She wanted the unstained section of the sofa but there wasn't one.

[Pogle]

What happened to the impending nuptials?
You didn't go and ask her for a pre nup did you!!

[hyperD]

Yes.

[MarillionFan]

Too busy working on big SKA release next week.

HTH

All work and no play makes AtW a dull Russian.

[AtW]

Too busy working on big SKA release next week.

HTH

[Old Greg]

Afraid so. Nomads mum has a slot free at 3.30 and again at ten to midnight.

I've already booked both those times. His sister is free for the late one but she may be quite sore.

[MarillionFan]

Is Andyw's mum already spoken for?

Afraid so. Nomads mum has a slot free at 3.30 and again at ten to midnight.