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Previously on "Peacock advice"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I was here.

    Get OUT of my place and leave off Mrs BP.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Crows ? Peacocks ? Where do you live? Tropical rain forest ?
    I was here.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Crows ? Peacocks ? Where do you live? Tropical rain forest ?
    Fantasy Island - he is sharing it with DimPrawn, see below -



    HTH

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Need a little advice from those of you who keep peacocks.

    At what point do the little feckers stop screeching outside your window??? It's been all evening so far! When do they stop? In addition Crows. How Long will the 100 or so crows in the orchard next to the cottage keep cawing???? Least the ducks are quiet now.

    Any advice?

    Crows ? Peacocks ? Where do you live? Tropical rain forest ?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Peacock mystery in Deiniolen

    Hmm! A Peacock mystery

    I wonder who could have dumped peacocks in the Welsh Countryside?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I wonder who could have dumped peacocks in the Welsh Countryside?
    I'll have two for my mansion.

    DimPrawn

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Need a little advice from those of you who keep peacocks.

    At what point do the little feckers stop screeching outside your window??? It's been all evening so far! When do they stop? In addition Crows. How Long will the 100 or so crows in the orchard next to the cottage keep cawing???? Least the ducks are quiet now.

    Any advice?
    Peacock mystery in Deiniolen

    Hmm! A Peacock mystery

    I wonder who could have dumped peacocks in the Welsh Countryside?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Has the gamekeeper got the night off?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I hope you got permission from the queen first.
    She carved.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Had Swan earlier this evening.
    I hope you got permission from the queen first.

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  • MarillionFan
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    It's like the beginning of Wurzel Gummidge this morning. Dawn chorus. Dawn rave more like.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'm going shooting in the morning so if they're noisy in the morning then they're ****ed.
    Don't shoot the missus while you are at it

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    I think they stop once you've had sex with them.
    I'm going shooting in the morning so if they're noisy in the morning then they're ****ed.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    At what point do the little feckers stop screeching outside your window?
    I think they stop once you've had sex with them.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Any advice?
    Move out of town and into the country for some peace and quiet.

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