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Previously on "Anyone want to explain to the newb who "AndyW" is?"

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nomadds not going to be happy.
    Is his sister cheating on him with you again?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    He is that quiet voice whispering to your soul, 'I want to do my mum while MF watches.'

    Do not listen to it.
    Nomadds not going to be happy.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
    Whos AndyW
    Whats he done to deserve the butt end of all the poll jokes?
    He is that quiet voice whispering to your soul, 'I want to do my mum while MF watches.'

    Do not listen to it.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    times ago?

    AndyW is still with us, albeit in a new persona

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by stevejohnson View Post
    it was somebody joking on the board times ago.
    times ago?

    AndyW is still with us, albeit in a new persona

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  • stevejohnson
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    Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
    Whos AndyW
    Whats he done to deserve the butt end of all the poll jokes?
    it was somebody joking on the board times ago.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
    Thanks Brillo for answering the question.

    It was .... enlightening.
    Sorry about that. I will try to fit in with everyone else.

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  • AtW
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    Urban Dictionary: dim prawn

    Classic!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Scoobos View Post
    Thanks Brillo for answering the question.

    It was .... enlightening.
    AndyW was a poster of such cretinous nature that he endured the whole wrath of the board. Having then discovered that AndyW was in fact a schoolboy whose mother was putting it about a bit with other posters he eventually went out in a blaze of glory.

    An AndyW option is to provide a cretinous option to any CUK poll.

    Also see,

    Sasguru

    (First Urbandictionary option - I'm unable to get the link here as it's blocked).

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  • Scoobos
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    Thanks Brillo for answering the question.

    It was .... enlightening.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by alluvial View Post
    All depends, a lot of people never do get the hang of doing it properly. Trick is to ensure you are using a slipped reef knot, not the insecure slipped granny knot that most people seem to use.

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    That's actually quite impressive for you, but then again so is being able to tie your own shoelaces
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Keep practising son, you'll get the hang of it.
    All depends, a lot of people never do get the hang of doing it properly. Trick is to ensure you are using a slipped reef knot, not the insecure slipped granny knot that most people seem to use.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Just unzip the mouth
    Wait until he's taken his head from out of his arse first.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Nah. Wim is still yet to come out.
    Might take a while, he's so far in he's still having a conversation with a lion in the snow

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    I dont mind being wim. Its when we are MF that the problems start. Churchill and I already have a reputation.

    Speaking of Churchill he has not posted here recently. Maybe I should let him out of the gimp outfit.
    Just unzip the mouth

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