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Originally posted by Diver View PostBesides, it's not Afgan or Afghan it's officially the "Islamic Republic of Afghanistan" (Persian/Pashto: افغانستان, Afġānistān).
So you're both numpties
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Besides, it's not Afgan or Afghan it's officially the "Islamic Republic of Afghanistan" (Persian/Pashto: افغانستان, Afġānistān).
So you're both numpties
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Originally posted by nomadd View PostHas the cut-n-paste function stopped working on your keyboard? I couldn't see the mandatory "Your mum and I..." reply.
God forbid if you now have to stop, think and type before posting on CUK!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI reckon you fight because you can't feckin spell.
It's Afghan.
God forbid if you now have to stop, think and type before posting on CUK!
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Originally posted by Diver View PostTrue, and most of us noticed but because of the emotional post we refrained from correcting him.
Thankfully we have a total pedantic Tw@t on hand to do it for us
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI reckon you fight because you can't feckin spell.
It's Afghan.
Thankfully we have a total pedantic Tw@t on hand to do it for us
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
I know its sentimental tulip but this tulip has just caught me at the right/wrong time for it to hit a nerve and although we bicker and often come to blows when we are in the same room (we are now no longer allowed to sit next to each other at family dinners after repeatedly stabbing each other in the hands with our forks) I can't wait for my brother to get back from Afgan so we can continue to beat lumps out of each other.Originally posted by nomadd View PostMaybe a puppy would bring you both closer together?
Respect to your brother for the Afgan tour. Seriously.
But beating each other up and stabbing each other with forks..? Bit stupid, TBH.
It's Afghan.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthats more like it.
get some good jokes ready for him, tell them when he is noisey, then leave him alone when he gets quiet
Even now, 5yrs after they've been out of there, some of my old colleagues wont talk and still go quiet. I was lucky enough to get out before it went pete tong. Good luck to your bro, tell him to keep his head down and come home safely.
(And assuming he's Army, he'll be smiling after the Army win today! )
Scooby.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWell funny you should say that on the day he deployed he server his wife divorce papers so I think he's more chance getting a warm reception from the dog rather than the bitch
get some good jokes ready for him, tell them when he is noisey, then leave him alone when he gets quiet
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Originally posted by nomadd View PostMaybe a puppy would bring you both closer together?
Respect to your brother for the Afgan tour. Seriously.
But beating each other up and stabbing each other with forks..? Bit stupid, TBH.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post[video=youtube;4G80oSZ--QU]its sentimental tulip but this tulip has just caught me at the right/wrong time for it to hit a nerve and although we bicker and often come to blows when we are in the same room (we are now no longer allowed to sit next to each other at family dinners after repeatedly stabbing each other in the hands with our forks) I can't wait for my brother to get back from Afgan so we can continue to beat lumps out of each other.
Respect to your brother for the Afgan tour. Seriously.
But beating each other up and stabbing each other with forks..? Bit stupid, TBH.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Poststop it you big softy.
when I used to come home on leave, I had to beg my bird to run around with me balls in her mouth,
I think a big fck-off wolf would have been safer
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stop it you big softy.
when I used to come home on leave, I had to beg my bird to run around with me balls in her mouth,
I think a big fck-off wolf would have been safer
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