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Originally posted by Diver View PostHave you tried soaking your head in a bucket of water?
Apparently keeping it completely submerged for about 20 minutes helps
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postdont, its not funny.
today I am f@rting like the trumpet section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
Apparently keeping it completely submerged for about 20 minutes helps
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWere you round at EO's for a beer last night?
today I am f@rting like the trumpet section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.
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Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostLast Friday of the month is dress down day and buffet for charidee, rules are first trip to the buffet is free then all subsequent ones require a donation, so the permies are walking away with two or the plates crammed high so they don't have to go back for seconds, I roll up throw a £20 in the pot grab a scotch egg and leave to the sounds of tuts and muttering under their breath.
Feel like death so not overly hungry, but this months charity is one that hold poignant emotions with me so would have stuck a few quid in their even if I had eaten everything in site.
I'm a permie and that's nearly a whole days take home pay
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Originally posted by zeitghost
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