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Reply to: How to piss of permies #352

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Previously on "How to piss of permies #352"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    dont, its not funny.

    today I am f@rting like Zeity after lentils


    FTFY

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.
    Make sure you collect your £2 from the donations.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by simonmac View Post
    **** you pedant off i am dying here!
    How are you feeling now? Any better?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    right, thanks for that
    Not a problem

    Go and buy some Rinitidine you tightwad

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Have you tried soaking your head in a bucket of water?

    Apparently keeping it completely submerged for about 20 minutes helps
    right, thanks for that

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    dont, its not funny.

    today I am f@rting like the trumpet section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra



    Have you tried soaking your head in a bucket of water?

    Apparently keeping it completely submerged for about 20 minutes helps

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Were you round at EO's for a beer last night?
    dont, its not funny.

    today I am f@rting like the trumpet section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra



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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Feel like death
    Were you round at EO's for a beer last night?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.
    Well I assume you are going to have a fair few dress down days when you are benched!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Dress down Friday here as well. £2 donation if you come in casual clothes. So I've made sure I'm in full suit, shirt & tie. F**king spongers.

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  • doomage
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    **** you pedant off I am dying here!
    Is the thread title supposed to be how to piss off permies? Or how to piss on permies?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Last Friday of the month is dress down day and buffet for charidee, rules are first trip to the buffet is free then all subsequent ones require a donation, so the permies are walking away with two or the plates crammed high so they don't have to go back for seconds, I roll up throw a £20 in the pot grab a scotch egg and leave to the sounds of tuts and muttering under their breath.

    Feel like death so not overly hungry, but this months charity is one that hold poignant emotions with me so would have stuck a few quid in their even if I had eaten everything in site.
    Last Movember (google it). because I already had a mustache (and beard) and didn't want to shave it off. I threw £215 + some change into the donation pot.

    I'm a permie and that's nearly a whole days take home pay

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    **** you pedant off I am dying here!

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