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Previously on "What can be done to improve cuk?"

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1531873

    When I fell off my bike last night the only person who stopped to help me was white van man. Mrs BP tells me that when she walks the kids to school it is only white van man who will stop. In fact women with large cars and small children are likely to try to run her down.

    If we can't get van drivers then could we restrict membership to those under 40? Maybe add a new question in the starter section "do you like werthers original?".
    How about anonymous posting..ccnet revisited!

    Happy times

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  • Diver
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    What can be done to improve cuk?
    RALMAO

    Good one

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    When a poster reaches 6,773 posts they should be permanently banned.
    Fixed. (See originating post.)

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Personally I think atw is great. He has setup a decent business. He has taken alot of abuse and not been put off.

    I disagree with some of his economic opinions - but it would be boring if we all agreed.

    I think we more of atw's ilk.
    He's not MF if that's what you mean.

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  • MarillionFan
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    I had a White van once but the hippos took it.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So none of the ladies here can qualify then. So that is atw out.
    Who would MF have his cybersex sessions with then? They hate him on Mumsnet!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Get yer knob chopped off.
    So none of the ladies here can qualify then. So that is atw out.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TiroFijo View Post
    get rid of AtW... permanently
    Personally I think atw is great. He has setup a decent business. He has taken alot of abuse and not been put off.

    I disagree with some of his economic opinions - but it would be boring if we all agreed.

    I think we more of atw's ilk.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    How do I become a GAL?
    Get yer knob chopped off.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    When a poster reaches 20,000 posts they should be permanently banned.


    With the exception of giant alien lizards.
    How do I become a GAL?

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  • TiroFijo
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    get rid of AtW... permanently

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  • Old Greg
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    When a poster reaches 20,000 posts they should be permanently banned.


    With the exception of giant alien lizards.

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  • Zoiderman
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1531873

    When I fell off my bike last night the only person who stopped to help me was white van man. Mrs BP tells me that when she walks the kids to school it is only white van man who will stop. In fact women with large cars and small children are likely to try to run her down.

    If we can't get van drivers then could we restrict membership to those under 40? Maybe add a new question in the starter section "do you like werthers original?".
    Ever tried putting them in vodka over a weekend? Cracking shot...

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic What can be done to improve cuk?

    What can be done to improve cuk?

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1531873

    When I fell off my bike last night the only person who stopped to help me was white van man. Mrs BP tells me that when she walks the kids to school it is only white van man who will stop. In fact women with large cars and small children are likely to try to run her down.

    If we can't get van drivers then could we restrict membership to those under 40? Maybe add a new question in the starter section "do you like werthers original?".

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